♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
♪ People spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪
♪ Headin' up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
Hello, family!
Who wants champagne?
Randy, what is all this?
It's finally happened, Sharon.
I did it!
Here you are, my lady.
A brand-new leather coat pour vous.
Oh, Randy, it's beautiful!
And some gifts for the kids too.
After all, we're rich now.
- We're rich? - Finally.
Randy, are you being serious?
I just wanted to wait
until the deal was all finished.
We are going into business for ourselves!
You are all looking at the new owner...
of Blockbuster Video.
Blockbuster Video?
Last week, I saw it was up for sale!
On a fluke, I asked how much. $10,000!
Can you believe it?
We have the entire business.
And we can watch movies whenever we want!
Come on, you guys wanna see it?
You're gonna love it, Sharon. It is in pristine condition.
I just wish you'd have talked to me
before spending all our money.
Sharon, it was $10,000 for the entire place.
It wasn't gonna last!
Don't worry, we'll make the money back in a week.
Guaranteed. You excited, Stan?
Huh?
Sorry, I'm watching a movie on my iPad.
Well, there she is.
It's a new beginning for us!
I don't wanna go in there.
Shelley, come on!
Can you believe it? Completely turnkey!
You got your sci-fi, comedies,
buddy flicks, chick flicks, all on Blu-ray or DVD.
Well, what do you think?
It's awesome.
You should try to get it on that Ancient Civilizations show
so that people can see how cultures used to live.
Oh, ha ha ha, I get it.
Blockbuster's so out of date it's ancient.
Ha ha, Sharon. Okay, I get it.
- I didn't say anything. - You were thinking it.
But you're wrong.
The average person still wants to rent movies
they can hold in their hands.
We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon.
Up our ass.
How many, uh... How many copies of Meet the Fockers
do we have in stock, Shelley?
Six.
We still have six.
Okay, good, that should...
That should be good... Shelley.
Go get it, Filmore!
No way. I ain't goin' near that place.
You go get it.
Hey, you kids looking to rent some DVDs?
What's he talking about, renting a Diva Dee?
Oh, I get it.
Blockbuster's so old, it's creepy.
Ha ha. Nobody rents movies anymore.
People just don't know we're open yet!
- Aah! - Aah!
Little fuckin' pricks.
Hello! Welcome to Blockbuster!
Can I help you find something?
I can't find... Turner & Hooch.
Where's Turner & Hooch?
Oh, I believe we have that over in the...
Aaaahhhhhh...
Oh. Oh, I get it.
Video stores are so old, they have ghosts in them.
Okay, thanks, I get it. But you're wrong!
Emily? Emily, the war is over!
Let's go rent a movie at Blockbuster.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
You can be a spooky ghost all you want.
It wasn't a stupid idea to buy this place.
The hounds are calling, Emily!
Let's rent something now.
I'll have you know that Netflix, Hulu,
and Crackle still don't make the money Blockbuster does.
Streaming movies is not for everyone!
The hounds, Emily! The hounds!
Go ahead! All you want, bro, all you want.
This was a great idea, but no,
everyone just wants to prove that Randy's goin' crazy!
Oh, don't mind Randy, he's just losing his mind!
Durr!
You know what, fuck you and Emily.
I think something might be wrong with dad.
Ya think?
Oh, hey, Eric and Kenny!
You guys don't have costumes?
We're actually on our way over to Kyle's.
Because our costumes are so multifaceted and cool,
we have to put them on together.
Yeah.
Uh, what are you supposed to be, Butters?
I'm a wereprechaun.
You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.
And Jimmy's Gangnam Style.
Wo, wo, wo, wo, wope em Gangnam Style.
Yeah, really cool, guys.
You'll be some stiff competition
at the costume contest for sure.
Come on! What are you guys going as?
You'll just have to wait and see.
I think that's good.
- Feel tight enough? - Yeah, it's awesome.
- Thanks, mom. - Let's see the shield.
Put down the blue orby thing, Red Skull.
Yay!
Hey, whoa, what are you doing?
Stan's about to go out with his friends.
No, no, I need everybody tonight!
- It's our big night! - For what?
It's Halloween.
Everyone rents scary movies on Halloween!
I'm sorry, Stanley, but I need your help here.
God, I hate this family!
Randy, let him go trick-or-treating.
You guys don't understand.
We're doing a big Halloween promotion.
I've put up flyers,
and I've got apple bobbing and candy corns.
This is night we turn it all around!
Dad, nobody's gonna come.
Oh, you'll see.
I'm sorry, Stan, but in about 30 minutes,
this place is gonna be swamped with people
trying to rent DVDs.
Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
Ew! That's enough, Stanley!
Ew! Gross!
I can't go trick-or-treating.
My dad says I have to stay and help with the store.
Yes, I'm serious.
I know it sucks, Kyle.
Dude, you can't do this!
How can we be the Avengers without Captain America?
I know, but there's nothing I can do.
But what about the costume contest?
What's going on, Kyle?
- Stan can't come! - Stan can't come?
But he's fucking Captain America!
I'm sorry, you guys.
My dad's doing a big Halloween promotion.
Does anybody even go to Blockbuster anymore?
No, dude. Nobody
My dad, he's kind of losing it.
To be honest, I feel kind of bad for him.
Stan, get off the damn phone.
People are gonna start calling to reserve movies!
Gaw!
Oh, never mind. I hate him again.
Dude, you can't miss Halloween.
- You have your iPad? - Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go grab mine.
I have an idea.
All right, where should we trick-or-treat first?
How about we try the Barkers?
Oh, no, looks like they're not home.
This is fucking ridiculous.
We've been planning this Halloween for two months,
and Stan has to go and ruin it.
He looks fine.
Oh, let's go to the Peterson's house!
Yeah, he looks totally fine.
Except that when we walk up to a house
people are gonna be like, "Oh, wow, it's the Avengers!
And some Captain FaceTime Skateboard Guy!"
Trick-or-treat.
Oh, wow!
Look, honey, it's Iron Man,
Captain America, Thor,
and Bruce Vilanch!
I'm not Bruce Vilanch.
Oh. What are you supposed to be?
Oh, right, you're supposed to be that...
- Uh... - The incredible...
Right, right! The incredible Chaz Bono!
Remember, honey, Dancing with the Stars, the fat transsexual?
Oh, cute!
No, not Chaz Bono.
Do you see my skin? I'm green.
The incredible Harvey Fierstein?
No, Harvey Fierstein's just gay and fat, honey,
He's not green.
The person I'm dressed as is not fat and not gay.
The incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?
Just give us some fucking candy!
It's Stan's stupid Captain America costume.
That's what's throwing everybody off.
How are people supposed to get that I'm the Hulk
when Captain America is on frickin' FaceTime?
Trick-or-treat.
- Oh, wow, it's the Avengers! - That's right!
Oh, and Honey Boo Boo!
Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo costume!
Oh, it's getting colder out.
Yeah, you can definitely tell that winter's coming.
What's the matter?
That old creepy place.
I saw someone in the window there.
Come on, let's get out of here.
They'll come.
Sooner or later... they'll have to come.
Why?
Why isn't anyone showing up?
It's Halloween night.
People should be renting spooky movies.
What's happened to the world?
Things used to be... so simple.
Good evening, fine sir!
I would like to rent a movie!
Of course, Mr. Marsh.
What'll it be?
I'll take a DVD of Robocop 2
and the director's cut of Blade Runner...
Coming right up.
No place like the video store,
Hey, my friend?
Convenience at its peak.
Your son and wife don't seem to quite agree with you
about the video store.
In fact, your son seems to think
video stores are...
"as ancient as Madonna's boobs."
He's a... He's a very progressive little boy.
Gets it from his mother.
If I may say so, Mr. Marsh,
your Blockbuster will never get any customers
with those two negative Nancies sabotaging you.
You may need to do something
rather extreme.
If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.
Trick-or-treat.
You are the owner of Blockbuster, Mr. Marsh.
You must be willing to do anything.
No! No, I won't do it!
Leave him out of this. He's just a little boy!
Hey, Stan.
We still have an hour before the costume contest,
so let's go hit the houses on...
Dude, dude, dude! Check it out!
What? What's he doing?
Somebody's breaking into that Kum & Go!
- You guys, we gotta stop him! - Yeah, dude!
We are the Avengers!
- Hey, where did you guys go? - Oh, sorry, dude.
All right, Avengers!
What say we take this scumbag down?
Stan and Kyle, you take the back entrance!
Cartman and I will block him from the side!
Cartman smash!
All right, the camera's out. Hurry up you two!
What the... you told me these things were full of money!
It's Halloween!
I thought everyone would be renting spooky movies!
For Odin! For Asgard!
Who are you?
Oh, crap there's a bunch of them.
Never mind.
Holy shit, they shot this guy!
Oh, my God!
Dude, fuck this, let's bail!
Get 'em!
Oh, my gosh, that's so cute!
And so what is little Monica wearing?
Oh, I bet she's adorable.
No, we've just sort of been here for the most part.
Yeah, are you guys staying in?
You're watching The Thing?
Oh, that's fun. On Netflix or Hulu?
On your Xbox, uh-huh.
Yeah, no, at some point I'm hoping
we can just call it a night and go home.
No, you don't need to send help. Thanks, though.
Are you guys getting a lot of trick-or-treaters?
Yeah? Oh, really?
Who? Barb and Michael?
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
H-hang on a second, Karen.
Can I help you with something?
According to industry experts,
many rural areas don't have the bandwidth
to support DVD-quality video in streaming services
and won't for years to come,
making DVD rental still the best movie watching option.
Sorry, Karen. You were saying?
No, it wasn't a customer.
No, it's just Randy.
Yes, a customer would have been nice, I know.
God damn it, those kids saw us!
And you let them get away!
It was the Avengers, Brad!
Hey! We caught one of 'em,
we got him tied up in the back.
All right, who were your friends?
Just let me go! We're nobody!
We didn't see anything! I promise!
He's lying. They saw everything!
Let's try this again.
No! Dude, please!
This is my best friend's iPad!
Nooo! Okay, okay, okay!
Their names are Bruce, Tony, and Kurt!
Hey, one of them dropped this.
It's an invitation to a Monster Mash at the community center.
No, no, we weren't gonna go there!
Sure you weren't.
- Get rid of him. - No!
I won't say anything! I promise!
What are you gonna do? Please!
Please just let me go!
No!
Sorry, kid, end of the line.
No!
What the hell?
Shelley, I need to use your cell phone.
I can't find it. Somebody took it!
All right, Randy, where are the car keys?
Randy, where are the keys to the car?
God damn it.
Did you have fun at the Halloween party?
I did. Thanks so much, Ben.
And thanks for walking me home.
What's the matter?
What is that?
What is what?
Somebody dumped a...
Oh, my God, Ben, it's a little boy!
Hello? Are you okay?
- Little boy? - Huh, what?
Oh, hello? Who is that?
It's okay, try and stay calm.
Oh, thank God you found me!
What is he doing way out here?
You have to get me to my friends... They aren't safe.
And then we ran out of the Kum & Go,
and these guys, they took our friend!
Sounds like you're talking about the Redbox killers.
They've murdered over a dozen people
trying to get the cash from Redboxes.
Oh, my God.
You mean they don't know people can stream movies
cheaper and more conveniently online?
Apparently not. These are dangerous guys.
Do you have any idea where they were headed?
Sir, there's a kid over at the hospital
saying he saw everything.
They said they were heading to the big party
at the community center.
You have to stop it. My friends are in trouble!
- Stan! - Guys, you're okay!
What happened to you?
It's all right, it's just a scratch.
Hey, this means we can still
make the costume contest, you guys!
No! They're looking for you there.
Sir, you've got to cancel the Monster Mash.
What? Are you crazy?
We can't cancel the Monster Mash.
It's Halloween night!
It's the Monster Mash's biggest night of the year.
The Monster Mash is only on Halloween...
Shh.
Dude, if these guys are as bad as you say,
then we have to do something!
Yeah, people are going to get hurt.
How many people at the Monster Mash?
Most the town, sir. It's a graveyard smash.
Whatever we do we better hurry,
it gets on in a flash.
You boys say you can identify the Redbox thieves?
Yes. We saw their faces.
All right then, we're going to have to send one of you
into the party in disguise.
♪ Oppa Gangnam Style ♪
♪ Gangnam Style ♪
♪ Opp opp opp ♪
♪ Opp oppa Gangnam Style ♪
That sure is a great Gangnam Style costume, Craig!
I'm a wereprechaun.
You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.
Oh, wow, nice costume, Stan. It's Gangnamstein!
Shh! Don't say my name, Butters!
I'm here undercover.
Okay, Stan! Enjoy the Monster Mash!
- Oof! - Ah!
Hey, be careful in there!
Sorry! I can't see a thing in here!
All right, just go straight.
Now turn left. Okay, now go about ten steps.
Wow, Gangnamstein. I wish I'da thought of that.
Stan?
Daddy wants to have a little talk, Stan!
Stanny boy!
I'm comin'!
Oh, look. Wedding Crashers.
What are you doing, Shelley?
Nothing, dad. Go back to killing the family.
Okay. Stan?
Stanny boy, I'm comin'!
Mkay, everyone, it's time to start
the costume contest, mkay.
Wait a minute, there they are!
There's who?
Listen, everybody, those guys right over there are...
Who are you people?
You aren't real!
Hey, hey, I can't see! Where do I go?
You think I'm crazy for buying the Blockbuster?
Now I'll make you pay!
I got a little something for all of you!
Run! You better run!
Aaggghh! Look at the people
watching movies on their Xbox!
Aah!
Streaming Halloween 4. Ha ha ha!
- Aah! - Aah!
Aah!
Rrraaah!
Fire!
Aah! Aah! Hey, what are you doing...
It's mine, dad! Get your own!
What the hell's going on?
We got the son of a bitch.
Wait. Wasn't that Peterson in there?
Shh.
Well, hope you guys have learned
that crime doesn't pay.
Not with the convenience of online streaming, it don't.
Kyle, Kyle, it's Stan... He's dying.
- Stan? - Hey, dude.
The judging's almost done. You're gonna make it.
Oh, God.
Somebody get me a charger!
Hold on, Stan, don't die on us.
It's okay, Kyle. It's okay.
Hit okay.
You guys go win that costume contest.
You can do it. Lift the trophy for me.
You're gonna see it.
Will somebody get me a goddamn charger?
Just have a good Halloween, you guys.
And, Kenny?
Yeah, Stan?
Stay gold.
Stan!
I'm comin'!
I'm comin', Stan!
Rah rah rah rah rah rah!
Stan.
I spoke with the insurance company.
They said we can get some of our money back.
Not all of it, but some.
You wanna come home? Get changed, take a shower?
No.
You wanna just sit here a little more and be frozen?
Yeah.
You want me to bring you some McDonald's?
Okay.
What do you want from McDonald's?
Chicken nuggets.
And fries.
Sweet and sour sauce.
And Hi-C Orange.